Dr. Isis waxes profound and true: Pants Are Stupid…
I have, however, frequently thought to myself “Who has this actual waist to hip ratio?” or “These pants are clearly not meant for asses bred and born in the barrio.” Pants are a god damned nuisance.
One of my favorite songs from Saffire is “too much butt for one pair of jeans”
Sergio Valenti and Calvin Klein
They aren’t ready for these hips of mine
They me be designers but they haven’t designed
Jeans to fit your valentine
They make womens’ clothes for the long and the lean
I got too much butt for one pair of jeans
Well you know on a plane it’s a little bit tight
My butt’s wedged in for the whole damn flight.
And if you’re next to me you’d better be nice.
Cause this butt can be a flotation device.
If we go down–ah you know what I mean.